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홍차넷
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추천
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- 회원들이 추천해주신 좋은 글들을 따로 모아놓는 공간입니다.
- 추천글은 매주 자문단의 투표로 선정됩니다.
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전체기타일상/생각꿀팁/강좌게임문학영화의료/건강문화/예술경제체육/스포츠과학철학/종교정치/사회요리/음식역사여행IT/컴퓨터음악창작사진
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| Date |
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| Name | 기아트윈스 |
| Subject | 전격 비자발급 대작전Z |
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6월 9일. 중국의 아무개 대학 인문대에 지원서 넣음. 영국에서 교수하다 튕겨나가서 거기 교수가 된 양키아재가 해보라그래서 아무튼 해봄 6월 11일. 대학에서 연락옴. 너 인터뷰좀 해보자. 인터뷰 결과에 따라 채용할 의사 있음 ㅇㅇ. 비행기표 기차표 숙식 다 대줄께. 언제쯤 올 수 있음? 나: 와 꽌시 찬스 졸라 쩌네요ㅠㅠ. 챠이나 남바 완. 댜오위댜오는 중국땅. 우레이>>손흥민, 우지>>페이커 인정합니다. 시진핑사상 만세. 언제쯤 가서 인터뷰하면 제일 좋음? 대학: 6월 말이면 제일 좋음. 나: (비행기표 검색 후) 6월 23일~27일 일정으로 가면 될까? 대학: ㅇㅇ 나: 그럼 비행기 예약한다! 이얍! 6월 12일. 중국비자를 신청해볼까…. 와 진짜 졸라 복잡하네. 어디보자. 초청비자랑 관광비자 중 하나 신청하면 되겠구나. 초청비자는 초청서가 필요하네. 지금 중국은 새벽이니까 채용담당자를 위챗으로 깨울 수도 없고 걍 관광비자로 가쟈. 관광비잔데 무슨 고등학교 입학일에 엄마아빠 주소까지 써내야되냐. 개복잡하네. (3시간 걸쳐서 입력 완료) 어디보자. 온라인으로 신청서 작성+출력 후 무조건 직접 비자센터를 방문해서 내시오. 에이씨… 런던까지 가야 해? 서류 하나 내려고 왕복 세시간 실화냐. 그래도 가야지 뭐. 반드시 예약하고 오시오…. 예약이 언제쯤 되냐… 내일 바로 갔으면 좋겠는데…. 6월 18일!? 아닛 시바 비행기가 23일 이륙인데? 18일에 신청하면 언제나오지? 어디보자. 긴급서비스 쓰면 21일(금요일)에는 나온다고….그래 일단 가보자. 다만 긴급서비스는 12시 이전에 접수완료해야 함미다…. 그럼 10시30분으로 예약하면 되겠지. “예약”이 10시 30분인데 설마 무슨 일이 생겨서 12시까지 밀리고 그러겠어 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ? 자, 런던까지 갈 방안도 생각해두자. 여기서 8시 50분 기차를 타면 런던 패딩턴역에 9시 47분 도착, 그럼 서클&해머스미스 노선 지하철을 타고 중국 비자센터가 있는 무어게이트역까지 10시 30분 딱 되겠네. 요거다 요거. 6월 13일. 비자사진 찍음. 6월 18일. 오전 8시 50분 기차타고 출발. 패딩턴 하차. 지하철 타고 무어게이트 하차. 내려서 길을 잃었으나 물어물어 겨우 10시 30분에 비자 센터 도착. 10시 31분. 비자센터 사람 득시글거리는 것 좀 봐. 진짜 중국 가겠다고 발버둥치는 사람 많기도 하다. 어디보자 내 번호표가… 131번. 내 앞에 대기인원이…47명!? 시바 이거 12시 전까지 제출 각 나오긴 함? 10시 55분. 101번… (불안초조) 11시 15분. 117번…. (대충 바트 심슨이 대학원생 놀리는 짤) 11시 30분. 직원: 131번 고갱님! 나: (군필 여고생의 패기로) 네 저 여깄어요! 11시 32분. 직원: 고갱님, 근데 어디 머물겠다 이런 호텔 기록이 없네요? 호텔 예약표 없으면 안되는데? 나: 아 그게 XX대학에서 대학내 숙소에서 재워준다고 했어요. 직원: ㅎㅎㅎ 그런 걸로 안됨. 그럼 초청비자로 신청하시든가. 무조건 호텔예약 하셔야함요. 나: 아닛 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ (충격) 그럼 어뜨케요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ (머리 위에서 전구가 반짝) 혹시 제가 지금 여기서 바로 호텔 예약하면 안되나요? 직원: 네 그러시믄 돼요. 아 그리고 영국인이 아니네요? 그러면 영국거류증(비자) 복사해오셔야하는데. 나: 아휴 물론이죠. 홈페이지 FAQ 다 읽어보고 왔읍미다요. 제가 어제 다 이렇게 복사해서 가져왔죠. 직원: 아, 앞장만 복사하셨네요. 뒷장까지 복사하셔야함. 나: 네? 하지만 홈페이지 FAQ에도 그런 말은… 직원: 신분증은 앞뒷면 다 복사하는 게 기본 아닌가여 나: …… 어카죠…? 직원: 아랫층에 유료복사기 있으니 거기서 하시면 돼요. 나: 네네. 근데 그… 저 그 긴급서비스 신청해야하는데 긴급서비스는 12시 이전까지 접수를 완료해야 한다잖아요? 직원: 네 맞아요. 최대한 빨리 호텔 예약하고 거류증 뒷장 복사해서 12시 전까지 요 창구로 오시면 제가 해드릴께요. 나: ㅇㅇ 땡스 https://youtu.be/W2KCO0OKfrI 이제 시간과의 싸움에 들어갑니다. 이 시점부터 머릿속에선 BBC 뉴스 카운트다운 무한재생. 11시 37분. 현장에 마련된 컴퓨터로 호텔닷컴 접속 (맛폰이 없어서 폰으로 못함 ㅠㅠ) 11시 41분 . 대충 XX대학에서 멀지 않은데 비싸지도 않고 언제든 조건 없이 예약취소 가능한 호텔 발견. 번개같이 카드번호 입력하고 예약 완료. 공개된 곳에서 쓰는 공용 컴퓨터지만 그런 거 따질 때가 아님. 11시 44분. 아랫층 뛰내려가서 복사기 찾았음. 앞사람이 영혼을 담아 이것저것 복사중. 내 차례가 되었는데 복사기가 ‘동전’만 받음. 헉 시발 동전 없는데. 근처 중국인들에게 잔돈좀 바꿔달라고 시도했으나 실패. 옆에 서 보던 한 직원 왈 : 위층 올라가서 정문 앞 데스크 아재한테 바꿔달라고 하슈 11시 46분. 위층 올라옴. 잔돈 바꿔줌 11시 48분. 아래층 다시 내려옴. 복사기 다시 줄 섬 ㅠㅠ 11시 52분. 간신히 거류증 뒷면 복사 성공 11시 53분. 아까 갔던 창구로 다시 감. 내 앞에 웬 부부가 시간 엄청 잡아먹고 있음. 11시 57분. 아직도 부부손님 안끝남. 11시 59분. 아직도 안끝남 시바. 창구직원이랑 눈 마주침. 고개를 끄덕 하는데 안심하란 뜻인가. 12시 4분. 드디어 내차례 ㅠㅠ 직원: 거류증 뒷면 복사하셨네요. 잘 하셨구요. 근데 호텔은요? 나: 예약했죠 (스스로가 졸라 자랑스러움). 여기 보세요 (태블릿으로 컨펌 이메일 보여줌) 직원: ㅎㅎㅎㅎ 인쇄해오셔야죠. 나: 네….? 직원: 당연한 건데… 저 지금 점심시간 이미 오바됐어요. 있다가 1시에 돌아올 건데 그때까지 인쇄해오세요. 나: …. 저 그…. 제가 23(일)에 무조건 비행기 타야 해요. 그러면 긴급서비스 신청해야 하구요. 선생님께서 1시에 돌아오실 때까지 기다렸다가 신청하면 저 긴급서비스는 신청 못하는 거지요? 직원: 네. 못하세요. 나: ….….ㅠㅠ (3초간 강렬한 아이 컨택) 직원: …. 저기 컴퓨터 보이죠? 저거 프린터랑 연결된 거니까 저기 가서 이메일 로그인하시고 인쇄하세요. 기다려줄께요 ㅇㅇ 나: 압도적 감사 ㅠㅠ 12시 10분. 인쇄 시도. 12시 12분 .프린터 고장으로 인쇄 실패. 멘탈 붕괴. 12시 13분 . 나: 저기요 ㅠㅠ 선생님, 저기 프린터 고장인가봐요. 직원: …. 음…. 저한테 이메일 보내실 수 있음? 나: 네? 직원: (뭐라고 개인 이메일 적어줌) 어서 보내줘요. 나: 감사합니다 ㅠㅠ 근데 잠시만요 제가 스맛폰이 없고 이거 태블릿 뿐인데 여기선 와이파이가 안잡히네요. 저쪽가서 이멜 보내드릴께요. (비자센터 뛰쳐나가서 근처 카페 와이파이 잡음. 호텔 컨펌 이메일 직원에게 전달 완료) 12시 20분. 나: 헉헉 다 했습니다. 직원: 잘하셨어요. 그럼 이제 지문 찍읍시다. 12시 23분. 직원: 네 이제 다 됐어요. 23일 비행기죠? 20일 목요일에 오셔서 여권이랑 비자 받아가세요. 나: 특급우편서비스 그런 건 안되나요? 제가 런던 오려면 왕복 3시간인데. 직원: 우편서비스 있는데 그거 하면 5~10일 더 걸려요 ㅎㅎㅎㅎ 나: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ (현웃 빵. 실성함. 힘들 때 웃어야 1류다) 직원: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ(현웃 빵) 나: 와서 받아갈께요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 직원: 네 XXX파운듭니다 (졸라비쌈). 나: 네? 직원: XXX파운드요. 나: 네….^^ 카드로 내도 되죠? 직원: 아래층 내려가서 내세요. 나: 네? 직원: 여기선 안받아요. 아래층에서 돈 받는 거 따로임. 여기 번호표 있어요. 나: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 감사합니다. 진짜 감사해요. 저 때문에 점심시간을 반이나 날리고. 이거 뭐 서비스 친절 피드백 그런 거 없나요? 제가 직원님 이름이라도 입력해서 도움이 됐으면… 직원: 아녜요 ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ 그런 거 없으니까 중국 잘 다녀오세요. 나: 네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 12시 30분. 아래층에서 XXX파운드 결제 완료. 자…. 이런 푸닥거리까지 해놓고 이제 인터뷰 결과 XX대학 취직 실패 뜨면 코메디 완성인데 말이죠 ‘ㅅ’ 나중에 손자손녀들에게 들려줄 이야깃거리로는 이만한 게 없겠지만 제발 걍 평범하고 시시한 인생이어도 좋으니 합격이나 했으면… -끗- * Cascade님에 의해서 티타임 게시판으로부터 게시물 복사되었습니다 (2019-07-01 14:19) * 관리사유 : 추천게시판으로 복사합니다. Warning: Use of undefined constant no - assumed 'no' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/redtea/html/a_skin/bbsd/view.php on line 133 Warning: Use of undefined constant no - assumed 'no' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/redtea/html/a_skin/bbsd/view.php on line 146 Warning: Use of undefined constant vote - assumed 'vote' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/redtea/html/a_skin/bbsd/view.php on line 161 50
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